Oak says...
← Back to Teenagers Say page
Posted: June 5, 2025
Pretty Good
Hi Field Maple. My big sister has just got an allotment and she likes me to help her. It’s very run-down so of course she wants me to help her. But I like this honeysuckle, it suddenly decided to shoot up and now the flowers smell very nice. My sis said get on with the weeding else I’ll give you the boot .
Oak
Welcome to Lovers of Nature Oak, what a splendid introduction to your sister’s wonderful new allotment. She’s brave! And the honeysuckle brings some joy to the greenhouse! I like he boot!
Field Maple
Posted: October 8, 2025
Cleaning Up!
Hi Field Maple, I’ve been helping my big sis again with her new allotment. She got me digging – it’s really hard work! But we found buried treasure! Well, I thought it was treasure until we looked at it properly. What sort of human buries a plant pot? It’s plastic and will never rot!! My big sis said I can have it if I keep helping her tidy up. I need to clean it and then I can put some bulbs in for Spring. There were a few little critters who managed to make a home underneath.
Oak
Oak
So, Oak, it was treasure! Your spring bulbs will look very fine in it I’m sure, it is a good deep trough for them. This is proper keeping the planet clean, well done Oak!
Field Maple
Posted: April 15, 2026
Disgusting!
Hi Field Maple, my sister’s got a big job on her allotment! Look at this huge sheet of plastic. The last person left it buried and now she wants me to lift it out with her! Why couldn’t the last person get rid of it?
Oak
Oak, I’m sorry that you and your generation of youngsters are having to deal with our generation’s filthy habits. It’s no excuse for anyone to leave plastic in the ground like that, especially not on an allotment. You also have to get rid of it at the dump as well I suppose? Shame on the previous person. You’ll remember the mission of this website is that every child on the planet must be taught how to clean up after themselves. Well done you for having to do this because of other people’s thorough irresponsibility.
Field Maple
